Buying A Business Mugs

"Well,hopefully we only have to wear them for a week or two."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Lock Stock and Barrel Sold.

Doughnut shop for sale!

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Selling lemon latt�

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"Are you sure you haven't overvalued the worth of your business?"

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Should our firms merge, which one will be the girl?'

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

'One day, this will all be your fault.'