Selling A Business Mugs

'There's nothing wrong with me yet but I'm about to sell my business and need tranquilizers in advance.'

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

Business for sale

Lock Stock and Barrel Sold.

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Tim's marketing solutions

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

House sale.

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"The worst thing about selling 51 percent of my company is that I can't walk around like I own the place."

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.