First Business Sale Mugs

Home Business - First Sale.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

...Shares can go up as well as down.

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"The first one was the hardest."

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"The worst thing about selling 51 percent of my company is that I can't walk around like I own the place."

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

'Pep's finance' man confused and scared of 'Real estate', 'Gold' etc

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

A creamery, beanery and owlery.

First-Customer-Earned

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

'I've put the business up for sale.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"I look at this as practice for when there actually is something to celebrate."