First Business Success Mugs

'It's the first dollar I ever earned but soon, with so many dollars coming in, I had to pressure the U.S. Bureau of engraving and printing to print money faster.'

Butterfly Woman

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Bullseye!

My brilliant career

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Business is off the chart.

Boom

Win - win

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

The rope to success.

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

Jumping Man

"Oh, I can't complain"

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"