Selling A Business T-Shirts

'There's nothing wrong with me yet but I'm about to sell my business and need tranquilizers in advance.'

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

Business for sale

Company for Sale. Landscaping by Ernie. This listing to sell your business doesn't say anything about your reputation for making plants die. It's right there, "Reviews say we're killing it"! What about the fact none of your trucks can make it to the street? That's why I say "off-road vehicles included." There's nothing about every single one of your employees being committed to getting a job somewhere else. Yes there is. I say "dedicated unified workforce." And because the customer list

Lock Stock and Barrel Sold.

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"Are you sure you haven't overvalued the worth of your business?"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Tim's marketing solutions

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

House sale.

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."