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"One day son this will all be the banks."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Are you sure you haven't overvalued the worth of your business?"

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

"Hmmm...impressive CV! Y'know, I have a feeling that you'll go far in this company...."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister."

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

"I brought you up here today, son, because I wanted you to get a feel for the scope of this damned thing."

'A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making the company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got.'

"Sorry, Dad."

'Someday son, all this will be yours...if someone doesn't take us over.'

Mom's The Boss

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"So what makes you think you're the right person for this post?" "Well, I'm highly motivated, outgoing and independently minded. Isn't that right, Dad?"

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'Remember, Junior, in business, you're nobody until somebody loathes you.'