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"One day son this will all be the banks."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"Hmmm...impressive CV! Y'know, I have a feeling that you'll go far in this company...."

"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister."

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

Mom's The Boss

"I brought you up here today, son, because I wanted you to get a feel for the scope of this damned thing."

'Someday son, all this will be yours...if someone doesn't take us over.'

'A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making the company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got.'

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

"Sorry, Dad."

"So what makes you think you're the right person for this post?" "Well, I'm highly motivated, outgoing and independently minded. Isn't that right, Dad?"

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'Remember, Junior, in business, you're nobody until somebody loathes you.'

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."