Franchise Aficionado Gifts

Sex and the City: The Final Chapter

"Do you need to have seen the first two thousand and forty eight?"

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

Movie Franchise

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

Galen Weston jr. comes clean.

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

"He shows enormous potential."