Franchise Aficionado Mugs

Sex and the City: The Final Chapter

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

Movie Franchise

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

"He shows enormous potential."

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

"Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT! The boundary between our franchise territories is 54th Street! I'm so sorry, guy! My fault entirely!"