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If only it really worked this way. . .

Statue of Liberty is 'Out To Lunch'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Soldier armed with a pen.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

UNFADED GLORY

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

The Idea of America.

Signing the declaration of independence.

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Woman has spread her wings as butterfly

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

Altar Ego

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Free love

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

Top Soviet Dissident Freed

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

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