Franchise Fanatic Gifts

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT! The boundary between our franchise territories is 54th Street! I'm so sorry, guy! My fault entirely!"

Star Trek: The Ashtray

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"Frankly, I always thought that it was just a matter of time."

Movie Franchise

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I need to tinkle."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Warrior Woman

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.