Franchise Fanatic Gifts

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT! The boundary between our franchise territories is 54th Street! I'm so sorry, guy! My fault entirely!"

Star Trek: The Ashtray

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Movie Franchise

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

The Fourth Little Pig

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I need to tinkle."

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Boy and Bear and Monster

Newt sale

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Werewolves of London..."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Warrior Woman

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'