Artistic Visionary Mugs

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'What do you do if a 3-d print job gets messed up?'

'Take your cartoons serious son, remember, laughter is a serious business.'

'It's the way I see it.'

Titlepage to The Savoy (Nos. 1&2)

"Great! Now slightly more awkward, frigid, and dead inside."

Artistic Licence.

And thus the concept of artistic propaganda is born.

"Naturally, as a cartoonist I've been handsomely rewarded."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Rodin's Collapsed Deck-Chair

'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Son of Alien.

"Mr Sinclair, rhinoplastry is an art. Our first step is to spend some time on the grindstone."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Tim Burton

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"I'm ahead of my time."

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

"I propose we go with the second option."

Stage producer.

"This one will go with everything,

I'm color blind, please help.

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."