Visual Visionaries T-Shirts

"Government requires that we lower the bar."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Blue sky thinking

Thinking outside of the box

Business Target

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Out of control

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

The Day Dreamer.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Zoom Wedding

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

American Venn diagram

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"This one will go with everything,

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"