Dress Code Philosopher Gifts

'Do you have them with button-down collars? They're for a working breakfast.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Corporate Image

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

"Is that what you're wearing?"

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

Style

Every company needs the aesthetic sense of female colleagues.

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

'He is wearing shoes.'

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

"Dress code?"

'Every Age has its vision of beauty.'

'Fairy friday.'

"We're supposed to attend a conference on business-casual ethics."

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'