Dress Code Philosopher T-Shirts

'Do you have them with button-down collars? They're for a working breakfast.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Corporate Image

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"Is that what you're wearing?"

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

Style

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

Every company needs the aesthetic sense of female colleagues.

'He is wearing shoes.'

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

'Every Age has its vision of beauty.'

'Fairy friday.'

"We're supposed to attend a conference on business-casual ethics."

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

"Oh, I was just reminiscing... remember when Casual Fridays were something unique?"