Furniture Fusionist Gifts

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Get... a-nother room!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

Footballer and Bacteria.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

Bed Fellow

Introverted Chair

"I'd like to make a return."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

Futons/Futoffs

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.