Furniture Fantasizer T-Shirts

"I like to sit here and look at all the things I don't have."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Get... a-nother room!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Den Furniture

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.