Festival Fusionists Prints

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hanukkah tree

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"I'd like to make a return."

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

Santa Claus

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

Youth Returns to Religion

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

Covid-19 Christmas Tree

Women bathing at the seaside

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."