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Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Mouse is doctor to lions with thorns in paws.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Yeah, yeah, yeah - tell my editor the fables are almost done, and she'll have them as soon as

The tortoise and hare

"Inside you there are two wolves..."