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'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Snoopy with Laptop

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

American style Greek cafe.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Do kids eat free?"

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'The sty is falling!!'

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'So...they got you too.'

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

Santa Claus

Fusion Research Lab. Come together. Right now.

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

Advanced Fusion: Gangsta Rap String Quartet.

COWS: Cow chess