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"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Beanirrito"

Before/After

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

American style Greek cafe.

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Tzatzikicicle

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'So...they got you too.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

Mom's Alphabet Soup, Inc. Mom's. With globalization, we don't need to worry about the bits of broken letter anymore --- We can just call them accent marks!

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

'Really, Derek's fusion cuisine is something to die for.'

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'The hood gives it street cred.'

Zombie Chocolate Pudding.

"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.