Foodie Fusionist Pillows

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Beanirrito"

Before/After

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

American style Greek cafe.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Tzatzikicicle

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'So...they got you too.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'The hood gives it street cred.'

Zombie Chocolate Pudding.

"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

"Our researchers have genetically merged a cinnamon bun with a cucumber. We call it...a cumberbun!"

Corn on the Cod