Foodie Fusions Pillows

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Beanirrito"

Before/After

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

American style Greek cafe.

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Tzatzikicicle

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'So...they got you too.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."

Zombie Chocolate Pudding.

"Our researchers have genetically merged a cinnamon bun with a cucumber. We call it...a cumberbun!"