Food And Fun Fusion Pillows

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Beanirrito"

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

American style Greek cafe.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'So...they got you too.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

Zombie Chocolate Pudding.

"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."

'You heard right - a large pizza, half pepperoni, half mice.'

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Our researchers have genetically merged a cinnamon bun with a cucumber. We call it...a cumberbun!"

"I had to do something with all of that casserole."

"I like my men like I enjoy my peanut butter. Chunky with big nuts."