Food And Fun Fusion Mugs

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Beanirrito"

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

American style Greek cafe.

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'So...they got you too.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'Really, Derek's fusion cuisine is something to die for.'

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

"I can understand chips, dip and pizza pockets...but this marketing thing is going too far!"

Zombie Chocolate Pudding.

"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."

'You heard right - a large pizza, half pepperoni, half mice.'

Internet censorship.

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Our researchers have genetically merged a cinnamon bun with a cucumber. We call it...a cumberbun!"

"I had to do something with all of that casserole."