Food Fusion Aficionado Mugs

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Beanirrito"

Before/After

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

American style Greek cafe.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Tzatzikicicle

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'So...they got you too.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

Mom's Alphabet Soup, Inc. Mom's. With globalization, we don't need to worry about the bits of broken letter anymore --- We can just call them accent marks!

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

'Really, Derek's fusion cuisine is something to die for.'

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."

Zombie Chocolate Pudding.

That's your doctor? Yeah, he's a centaur for disease control!

"Our researchers have genetically merged a cinnamon bun with a cucumber. We call it...a cumberbun!"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'