Food Fusion Enthusiast Mugs

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

American style Greek cafe.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Before/After

"Beanirrito"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Tzatzikicicle

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'So...they got you too.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'I know how you like Fusion cooking, so try this - macaroni and jelly!'

Mom's Alphabet Soup, Inc. Mom's. With globalization, we don't need to worry about the bits of broken letter anymore --- We can just call them accent marks!

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

'Really, Derek's fusion cuisine is something to die for.'

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

"I can understand chips, dip and pizza pockets...but this marketing thing is going too far!"

Traditional Russian Nesting Egg Doll Thanksgiving... Turducken

"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

"Our researchers have genetically merged a cinnamon bun with a cucumber. We call it...a cumberbun!"