Food Fusion Fanatic Mugs

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

"Our researchers have genetically merged a cinnamon bun with a cucumber. We call it...a cumberbun!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Before/After

"Beanirrito"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

American style Greek cafe.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Tzatzikicicle

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

'So...they got you too.'

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'