Farmyard Fusion Enthusiasts Mugs

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

American style Greek cafe.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Do kids eat free?"

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'So...they got you too.'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

Santa Claus

COWS: Cow chess

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

Advanced Fusion: Gangsta Rap String Quartet.

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."