Quirky Instrument Fan Gifts

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

Man using a pump to play a trumpet.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"He's at that awkward age."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

The Booger.

Jazz Bagpipes

Crazy paving company.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.