Quirky Instrument Fan Gifts

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

Man using a pump to play a trumpet.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"He's at that awkward age."

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

The Booger.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'A Dust Cow'.

Jazz Bagpipes

Crazy paving company.

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.