Wind Instrument Fan T-Shirts

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Romantic Violinist.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Sandy Floss

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

A Cumulonim-bus

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

She always had her flute... just in case.

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

Angry pensioner

Ecological electricity

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Cylinder Head

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Piccolo player wanted, must play well with others.

Vampire Bassoonist

Team Bass

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

A bride and groom playing a double bass

"I am trying to keep it low key."

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

'I hate it when the organist is away on holiday'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

Musical accident.