Electric Guitar Fan Gifts

Romantic Violinist.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

Electric guitar

Street Performing Octopus

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Sheep of the 1970's

Musician hurts his nose.

'It's a Marimba!'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Ladder in a lift shard.

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

Team Bass

"Two beers and Beethoven's Fifth, please."

A bride and groom playing a double bass

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

"I am trying to keep it low key."

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

'Dad, where do they keep their chargers?'

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.