Electric Guitar Fan Gifts

Muse

Romantic Violinist.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Electric guitar

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

Street Performing Octopus

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'It's a Marimba!'

Sheep of the 1970's

Musician hurts his nose.

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

Mega Quiz. What's the most popular wind instrument? The air guitar.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

A positive and negative view of electric cars.

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

Ladder in a lift shard.

Team Bass

"We finally got a message from the Aliens. They said thanks for the Electric Car."

"I am trying to keep it low key."

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

A bride and groom playing a double bass

"Two beers and Beethoven's Fifth, please."

The Mother Goose Report. Nursery Rhyme Weather Channel. Rhymeville. High Diddle Diddle. Low Diddle Diddle. And with this "high" moving in, you can expect weird things like a cat with a fiddle and a cow jumping over the moon.

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.