Bass Guitar Fan Gifts

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

Jimi Hendrix.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Geezer.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'Elton John'

A 1950's Barber Shop

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Bass Clef

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'Our limo's here.'

Muse

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

Mick Jagger at 95.

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'I'm so lonesome...'

"When I was seventeen..."

Blues Night.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Hard Rock Cafe.

Mega Quiz. What's the most popular wind instrument? The air guitar.

Sheep of the 1970's

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

Aaron Copland.

'Wheel technical support line.'

Elvis Costello

"I'm all shook up."

qui-i-i-i-i-i-i-i... ...NOA-A-A-A!!!

Damon Albarn