Guitar Fan Gifts

Mega Quiz. What's the most popular wind instrument? The air guitar.

Robert Fripp

EWE 2.

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Tina Turner

Jimi Hendrix.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Elvis Presley

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Cool hand... Uke

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Library Grand Opening

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

Elephant blues

Little Richard

Angus McKinnon Young

Joe Perry.

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

Gregg Allman

'Elton John'

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

A 1950's Barber Shop

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.