Guitar Fan Pillows

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Tina Turner

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Cool hand... Uke

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Library Grand Opening

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

Elephant blues

A 1950's Barber Shop

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.