Canine Disco Fan Prints

A terrible fight was averted when someone put 'Fleabottom Boogie' on the turntable.'

No littering...

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Museum of Bones

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Animal immigration

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

The Rolling Bones

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Pets christmas tree

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Dachshund Yoga

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

The Moo-Walk

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

'You wish, Timmy.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."