Musical Canine Fan Prints

The Rolling Bones

No littering...

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Santa Dog

Garbage Piñata

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Dog on a harp

Museum of Bones

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Animal immigration

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Pets christmas tree

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Dachshund Yoga

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You wish, Timmy.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

The Moo-Walk

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."