Dancing Animal Fan Prints

The Moo-Walk

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"The unlucky lemming"

Wolf Karaoke

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Mating rituals

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Antler Buzzers.

'This is a real barnburner.'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Dog on a harp

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'