Animal Entertainment Fan Prints

'I love show biz!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Author does not do tricks."

Wolf Karaoke

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

'Oh Hi!'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Stubborn Horse

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Dog ignores angry cat.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'