Animal Entertainment Fan Pillows

'I love show biz!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Head over Hooves

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Author does not do tricks."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

The americanisation of vulture.

Wolf Karaoke

'Oh Hi!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Stubborn Horse

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

Dog ignores angry cat.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.