Musical Canine Fan Pillows

The Rolling Bones

No littering...

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Dog on a harp

Museum of Bones

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

The Moo-Walk

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Dachshund Yoga

'You wish, Timmy.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'