Music Devotees Gifts

'I love my Oboe.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Cossack dancers

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Plum jam...

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

The Echoes at Killarney

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Snake Charming

The Month of August

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

Disease-y Top

Music at Home Pt. 1

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Islington Angels.