Rock Music Devotees Gifts

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Disease-y Top

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

'I'm with the band.'

Original punks go to reunion

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Falling Rock

Rolling Stones

At the CD shop.

Freeberg

Elvis' autopsy

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

Ray Davies

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

I'm sorry Keith but the last thing I want to do right now is KISS and make up!

"I have a lot in common with Cliff Richard. Same birthday, same age..."

"My 7-year-old face on a cross-country family road trip every time The Doors' 'Riders on the Storm' played on our car radio... There's a killer on the road. His brain is squirmin' like a toad... Take a long holiday. Let your children play. If you give this man a ride. Sweet family will die."

"Yeah, at first glance, you would classify me as a hard-rocker, but I'm more into classical music really..."

Dealer or No Dealer.