Rock Music Devotees T-Shirts

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Disease-y Top

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

'I'm with the band.'

Original punks go to reunion

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Rolling Stones

At the CD shop.

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Freeberg

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

"I have a lot in common with Cliff Richard. Same birthday, same age..."

"This next piece is an intimate number I'd like to share with you one-on-one."

"Yeah, at first glance, you would classify me as a hard-rocker, but I'm more into classical music really..."

"My 7-year-old face on a cross-country family road trip every time The Doors' 'Riders on the Storm' played on our car radio... There's a killer on the road. His brain is squirmin' like a toad... Take a long holiday. Let your children play. If you give this man a ride. Sweet family will die."