Music Devotees Mugs

'I love my Oboe.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Cossack dancers

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Plum jam...

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

The Echoes at Killarney

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Music at Home Pt. 1

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Disease-y Top

Snake Charming

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

The Month of August

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'