Disco T-Shirts

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

Get well. Get down.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

"No,he's got Thursday night fever, you get everything cheaper midweek.."

'I couldn't find my safety vest. I figured my old disco shirt would work just as well!'

'Oh, no! It's the Boogie Man!'

Boogie Fever

A sign out front of the center for disease control reads:' Boogie fever is back!!'

Embarrassing Dancer.

"Phew! It's only Saturday night fever."

Wordilly Durdillies - Saturday night beaver

'Gay Squirrels!'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'The Plumber formerly known as Vince.'

The Crown - Disco, Karaoke, Snooker... "Have you got any beer?"

'Poodles of the 1970's.'

Stile victim.

Disco Dancing

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

Historians agree that it was in fact the introduction of disco ball technology that signaled the death of the PC.

"Stop talking. This is a cha cha, not a chat chat!"

You make me feel like dancing!

"Him not busy being Bjorn is busy being Benny."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"Qué pasa, Lyle? You've been absent from the charts for a while."

Wretched Filth/Wretched Filth with Disco Ball

"I wouldn't mind that they haven't renovated this station since 1977, if not for the shag carpet."

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Oh yeah? Well, I say you can dance to save your life!"

Two Disco Divas.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

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