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Abundance of Caution

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Buster Keaton

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

You make me feel like dancing!

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Disco Dancing

The Land Before Mimes.

Laurel and Hardy

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Charlie Chaplin

You Know You're Old When...

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Don't Try Anything Funny.

Bouncer.

Charlie Chaplin

Mime supplies.

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

'You have the right to remain silent...'

Get well. Get down.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

How's My Jiving?

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'