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Abundance of Caution

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

You make me feel like dancing!

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

The Land Before Mimes.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Disco Dancing

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

Charlie Chaplin

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

You Know You're Old When...

Bouncer.

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Get well. Get down.

'You have the right to remain silent...'

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

How's My Jiving?

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Mime Prison

Borrowed 200K for mime school