Silent Disco Enthusiast T-Shirts

Abundance of Caution

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Karataoke

Buster Keaton

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Disco Owls

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

You Know You're Old When...

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

French Animal Noises.

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Get well. Get down.

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Say when.'

"e-Harley Hybrids"

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

COVID-19 fever

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

70s Night.

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.