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Abundance of Caution

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Disco Owls

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"Cat got your tongue?"

You Know You're Old When...

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

French Animal Noises.

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"

Get well. Get down.

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

"e-Harley Hybrids"

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

COVID-19 fever

'Say when.'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

70s Night.

Monkeys at a disco - "I can therefore conclude that the primates are social animals."

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.