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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Music producers.

One way only.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

"I hope it's not contagious."

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

"It needs more old salt."

Distilleries Association

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

Taggers rest retirement village

"Dad, I misbehaved at school again, so my teacher sent me home with a bill for her therapy."

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.