Singleton Appreciator Gifts

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Joined at the hipster.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"I speak Latin, you know."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"My kid could do that."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

'I'm Bored'

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Old Tortoise

"I've finally got my head together."

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

Heaven Has VIP

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'FQ...?'

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

Footprints on Island.

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

Einstein's brain.

"...and this is my better half...!"

After forty-odd years, Joan finally gets a 'hole in one'!