Singleton Appreciator Pillows

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"I speak Latin, you know."

"My kid could do that."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'I'm Bored'

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Old Tortoise

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

"I've finally got my head together."

Heaven Has VIP

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'FQ...?'

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

Footprints on Island.

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"...and this is my better half...!"

After forty-odd years, Joan finally gets a 'hole in one'!

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion